Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Wunderlik Test - College Edition



College Football Wunderlik test?

If the Ohio State tailback gets $42,000 from a Buckeye booster but the Escalade he wants is $57,000, he should:

a) Buy a different SUV
b) Take a job he doesn't have to show up for from another booster to cover the difference
c) Ask Maurice Clarett to borrow one for him
d) Transfer to an SEC school with more generous boosters

Texas A&M scores 46 points against Miami in a bowl game. How many staff members will Larry Coker fire the next week?

A linebacker is 21. The underage girl he sleeps with is 16. At Tennessee, how many plays against a non-conference team would he have to miss as punishment?

Marcus Vick runs a 4.3 and Maurice Clarett runs a 4.48 but the 9mm Glock hidden in Vick's waistband is heavier. Who has a better chance of out-running the cops and evading arrest?

2 comments:

Rob Robinson said...

I love the Vol shot. Great quiz! No wonder both these guys have not made any waves in the NFL...they can't pass the test!

Brian Bauman said...

I was laughing pretty good at the quiz when I was reading over them.