VOL Index
Coach Rob is also pleased to announce the creation of the VOL (Volunteer Outrage Level) Index, a non-scientific determination of UT fans' anger over any of a variety of perceived slights and setbacks for the football program. The current VOL Index reading is indicated by the specific icon appearing at the bottom of the FP home page.
Following are the status indications for the VOL Index and their corresponding response recommendations:
- Hee Haw Cancelled (1): Insert earplugs, avoid local sports coverage
- Woodson Wins Heisman (2): Avoid Vol fans if at all possible
- Trailer Park Frenzy (3): Remove shoes and blend in
- No Respect from [name] (4): Refrain from all objective comments
- ESPN Conspiring against (5): No unusual activity
1 comment:
I like the Woodson level. Many tears were shed in TN when Peyton didn't get awarded the Heisman. That was a fun time to hear people complain and grumble.
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