Wagon Watch

Coach Rob is pleased to announce the establishment of the Wagon Watch, a recurring assessment of Vol Bandwagon activity. The Wagon Watch level is indicated by the Wagon icon on the Wagon Watch meter (above).

Following are the warning levels for the Wagon Watch:

• Johnny Majors rehired (7): Consider joining monastery or cult organization
  
• Spurrier Leaves for NFL (6): Consider moving to Canada
• Great Pumpkin siting (5): Proactively shield eyes and ears when in public
  
• Give the ball to Jamal (4): Avoid talk radio whenever possible
  
• Citrus Bowl bound (3): Go about your business, but remain vigilant
  
• [Offensive coordinator] must go (2): Typical white noise and ground clutter
  
• Spurrier back in SEC (1): Relax, life is great
  

Each level corresponds to the current excitement elicited by Vol fans and is intended as a non-scientific assessment of "fair-weather fan" interest in the UT football program. The Wagon Watch will be adjusted on an as-needed basis.