Thursday, September 14, 2006

Calling all rednecks


Vol fans have been advised by the Tennessean to leave large bags and guns at home for this weekend's critical matchup against Coach Rob's Florida Gators. Apparently bufont hairdos, nasty satin jackets and beer bellies are not security concerns. Do Vol fans normally bring firearms to UT games? I guess wearing all that hunter orange keeps everyone safe on most game days.

Fans have also been advised to be on their best behavior. I'm assuming that this means wearing shoes and limited belching. Despite this warning, dressing like a complete idiot is apparently still acceptable.

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