Go Cardinals

Coach Bando will have many adversaries (above) rooting against him this weekend as his beloved Miami Hurricanes take on Coach Woody's Louisville Cardinals. With both the point spread and, presumably, the Catholic Church against them, can the Canes come out of the Big Pizza (Papa John's Stadium) with a W? Coach Bando hopes so, but we'll have to wait for the weekend to find out for sure. (Yes, that's really former NYC Diocese Cardinal John O'Connor. The FP transcends all facets of our society!)