Taco time?

Not yet. It may not matter much right now, but Coach GQ's other wife, Hawaii QB Colt Brennan (above), is warming up way out West as the taco title tilt continues. With Arkansas' loss today, Coach GQ's Warriors could possibly sneak past Coach Rob's Hogs with a big win tonight (tomorrow morning, really) and the right results for both teams (a win and a loss, respectively) in their upcoming bowl games. It matters little with so much on the line right now, but GQ is already sitting on the couch with his Hawaii teddy bear in his arms. Q, the game doesn't start until midnight!

Now what?

Chris Leak (right) and Coach Rob's Florida Gators survived a rocky third quarter to take out the Arkansas Razorbacks 38-28 tonight in Atlanta. Was it enough, after squandering a 17-0 lead, for the Gators to eke out a championship game berth over Coach GQ's Michigan Wolverines? We'll know tomorrow night.

This is what happens...

...when you lose the LSU-fan version of the FP.

Tigers tame Hogs, tighten FP standings

Coach Bando's LSU Tigers downed Coach Rob's bonus Arkansas Razorbacks 31-26 after surviving a wild fourth quarter. Bando's victory keeps the race to avoid the dreaded hat extremely tight heading into a day full of games tomorrow. Only the hat knows its future destination at this point, but it's fate may be revealed in the next 24 hours. We'll see...

Hawgs whip Vols

The FP's unofficial favorite team, Whoever Is Playing UT, whipped the Vols 31-14 Saturday night. It always brings joy to the FP to wake up and read this in The Tennessean:

What was shaping up as a special season for Tennessee's football team suddenly has hit the skids. The Vols put the wraps on a forgettable week in dubious fashion Saturday night, as Darren McFadden stepped up his Heisman Trophy campaign and 11th-ranked Arkansas just flat stepped all over the Vols in a 31-14 whipping that was much worse than the final score indicated.

"I don't have any excuses about why we lost," senior receiver Jayson Swain said. "We just got beat physically, and that's pretty much it."

The Orange Crush is giddy and demanding to be consumed, coaches. See you Saturday!