Thursday, November 30, 2006

Another Clausen





As most college football fans know, Jimmy Clausen, the top-rated high school quarterback in the country, has already made a verbal committment to Charlie Weis and Notre Dame. Much has been made of fact that Clausen showed up at the press conference to announce his college decision in a limosine.How can a high school kid can afford such things?Well, in an MZone exclusive, we have obtained the shocking photo below showing Clausen taking money from a Notre Dame booster.

Cap clash: TCU vs. Air Force

Coach Woody closes out the FP season at 2:30 on Saturday as his TCU Horned Frogs (9-2) host the Air Force Falcons (4-7) in Fort Worth.

This tilt should set the stage for the FP finale later in the day when Coach Bando's West Virignia Mountaineers take the field. After scaring Woody to death in early October, the Frogs have reeled off six straight wins and are coming off two straight blowouts (combined margin: 94-14). They are enforcing their will on Mountain West opponents and should continue the trend on Saturday.

Air Force has gone decidedly south since terrifying the Vols in September. The Falcons have lost three in a row, including last week's 42-39 collapse against a terrible UNLV team. Air Force can't wait for the season to end, and the only question is whether they've already decided it's over.

TCU comes into the game as a 14-point favorite and should whip the Falcons. If the Frogs combine with the Cards to help Woody close out the season 2-0, all the marbles come down to Bando's last game. Both coaches will be on pins and needles come game time if that turns out to be the case.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Cap clash preview: UConn at Louisville


The season-long FP struggle all boils down to three games this weekend as Coach Bando and Coach Woody each seek to avoid the dreaded hat. Leading up to the action on the field this weekend, Coach Rob will take a look at all three of these critical matchups in the order that they will take place.

Coach Bando (43-16) currently has a half-game lead on Coach Woody (42-16) in the FP standings because he has played one more game. Bando holds both tiebreakers (best record and ranking among #1 teams in Ohio State and best record and ranking among bonus teams in Purdue), so Woody must finish with a better overall record to escape the hated headgear.

Magic numbers: Bando (1) needs either to win his last game or have Woody lose one of his final two games. Woody (3) needs to win his final two games and have Bando lose his last game.

The first matchup to kick off Saturday will be Woody's Louisville Cardinals (10-1) hosting the Connecticut Huskies (4-7) at 11 a.m. on ESPN. UConn is coming off a heartbreaking loss to Cincinnati and has only one once in its last five games, a 46-45 win over Woody's bonus Pitt Panthers that came in double OT.

The Huskies are a rush-heavy team that has been on the losing end of a few blowouts this season. The Cardinals are thinking BCS bowl (if they get a little help from West Virginia, help that Woody hopes they don't receive) and they are currently a 27-point favorite. It's safe to say that we won't learn much about next year's hat bearer from this one as Louisville is likely to coast and help Woody land dead even with Bando at 43-16.

Stay tuned for previews tomorrow and Friday as the drama continues to build.

Monday, November 27, 2006

The wrath of the FP


The FP has wreaked havoc on college football coaches this season. All but one of the following recently fired coaches received at least one loss at the hands of an FP coach's team:

  • Alabama -- Fired Mike Shula (GQ, Rob, Bando)
  • Arizona State -- Fired Dirk Koetter (GQ, Rob)*
  • Cincinnati -- Mark Dantonio left for Michigan State (Woody and Bando twice, Rob once)
  • Florida International -- Fired Don Strock (Bando)
  • Iowa State -- Dan McCarney Resigned (Rob, GQ and Bando)
  • Miami -- Fired Larry Coker (Woody twice, Rob)
  • Michigan State -- Fired John L. Smith (GQ, Woody and Bando)
  • North Carolina -- Fired John Bunting (Rob, Bando and Woody)
  • North Texas -- Fired Darrell Dickey (Rob)
Which coach and team are missing from this list? Chuck Amato and N.C. State, who downed Woody's woeful Florida State Seminoles 24-20 in October. (Ouch.) By the way, did Arizona State fire Dirk Koetter, or did Woody?

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Coach Woody's Future


South Florida gave Coach Woody a good tease but with FSU and Notre Dame going down, Woody's future is in clear view. It will take a miracle going into the final weekend of the season for him to avoid the hat.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Gators edge Noles


Coach Rob's Florida Gators just edged Coach Woody's Florida State Seminoles 21-14 following a wild fourth quarter. With the win, Coach Rob joins Coach GQ as hat-free for the 2007 season. With the loss, Coach Bando breathes a sigh of relief while Coach Woody knows that he needs wins in a hurry tonight.

Rant from Rob

Coach Rob will briefly stand on his soapbox today. Don't worry, no politics here. Why do networks announce the player of the game before the game is over? ABC just did that for the Florida-Florida State game, but what if FSU drives down, scores a touchdown and a two-point conversion? Who's the say who the player of the game is if that happens?

This is a moot point today because Florida just downed a punt on FSU's one-yard line, but it still irks me. The answer to my original question is because corporate sponsors want exposure before people stop watching the game, but it's still wrong.

No bull!


The South Florida Bulls have decided to weigh in in the FP this season, just as they did last year. The Bulls knocked off Coach Bando's West Virginia Mountaineers--in Morgantown, no less--by a score of 24-19 in a shocker. The FP standings continue to stay painfully close, and there's no relief in sight.

Dallas Baker...


is still really good. Coach Rob's Florida Gators have a slight lead over Coach Woody's Florida State Seminoles (21-14) in the early fourth quarter.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Tigers tame Hogs, tighten FP standings


Coach Bando's LSU Tigers downed Coach Rob's bonus Arkansas Razorbacks 31-26 after surviving a wild fourth quarter. Bando's victory keeps the race to avoid the dreaded hat extremely tight heading into a day full of games tomorrow. Only the hat knows its future destination at this point, but it's fate may be revealed in the next 24 hours. We'll see...

Aggie upset


Texas A&M decided to weigh in in the FP today as the Aggies upset Coach Rob's Texas Longhorns 12-7. This surprise, along with Coach Bando's Miami Hurricanes upset victory last night, keeps the FP standings tight and reminds us all of Coach Woody's beloved maxim: "That's why they play the games."

Meanwhile, Coach Rob's bonus Arkansas Razorbacks are still fighting against Coach Bando's LSU Tigers in a game Bando desperately needs in his quest to escape the hat.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Single digits


The FP has officially entered crunch time now that only nine days remain in the regular season. The final countdown may even be shorter, as this weekend's matchups are likely to settle much in the standings. Bring on the ball, coaches!

Message from Coach Bando


Coach Bando's embattled Miami Hurricanes upset #18 Boston College 17-14 tonight in a game that coach had to have. The upset keeps the basement battle with Coach Woody super tight heading into an action-packed weekend in the FP. The stakes get even higher tomorrow as Coach Bando's LSU Tigers take on Coach Rob's taco-style Arkansas Razorbacks.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

No pipe for you!


The Toledo Rockets held on to the Peace Pipe last night by downing the Bowling Green Falcons 31-21. Put that in your pipe and sm--oh, you don't have a pipe. ;)

Don't look Bando, part two


Coach Bando's beloved Miami Hurricanes have landed in the ESPN.com Bottom 10. Ouch. (Thanks to Coach GQ for pointing this out.)

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Don't look, Bando

What Bando is afraid of seeing Thursday night.

Who wants the Peace Pipe?


Who needs the Iron Bowl? Toledo will host Bowling Green tonight at the Glass Bowl in a matchup with a multi-sport history stretching back to 1919. The winner of each year's game earns possession of the Peace Pipe and bragging rights in the "Battle of I-75."

We know Coach GQ will be rooting for his sister's Falcons, and Coach Rob will be pulling for his former-draft-pick Rockets. Since both teams are 4-7 and ending their seasons tonight, this one will linger for awhile, at least in northwest Ohio. Here's a little history on the rivalry from Wikipedia:

The rivalry between UT and BGSU goes back to 1919. The games were (and to an extent still are) marked by a passionate fan following and a hatred for the respective opponent. In 1935, fans rioted following a 63-0 blowout win by UT and as a result, BGSU removed the Rockets from their athletic schedule until 1947. That year, the smoking of a six-foot peace pipe was instated as a gesture of goodwill between the two teams at half-time of their annual basketball match. The peace pipe would be kept by the winning university until the teams played again the following season.

The tradition came to an abrupt and unpleasant end in 1969 when the pipe was stolen from the UT offices. It was never recovered and the thief never caught. In 1980, the Peace Pipe trophy was reinstated when a scale-down replica was fashioned and placed on top of a trophy created by former UT football player Frank Kralik.

Am I the only one who sees a little irony in fighting over a peace pipe each year? Regardless, if you are desperate for something to watch on TV tonight, check out ESPN2 at 6 p.m.

Friday, November 17, 2006

BO Knows Michigan Football










Today, November 17, 2006, on the eve of the biggest game of the best college rivalry (#2 Michigan at #1 OSU), legendary head coach Bo Schemblechler passed away.

Thanks for all you did for Michigan football.

All "Hail" All The Time

How cool would this be!
Ann Arbor's WLBY-AM (1290) was slated to undergo a format change at 12:01 this morning -- all "The Victors," all the time.
Yep, the Michigan fight song, played ad nauseam, over and over and over again.
Is it just a publicity stunt for The Big Game weekend or a long-term change from the liberal talk format?
"We're going to gauge that decision by listener feedback," station spokesman Bob Bolak said in an e-mail.
For now, though, knock yourself out. Listen until your ears bleed maize and blue.
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061117/SPORTS06/611170443/1054/SPORTS

Coach Bando: 2044


Here's a computer rendering of what Coach Bando will look like in 2044, at age 69.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Lego Horseshoe





Even though this is Ohio State, it's still impressive. A replica of the Horseshoe made out of legos.
http://www.ostrichink.com/dec2004/letter.html

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Sebastian Bar Mitzvah



The struggles of the Miami football team haven't stopped their mascot Sebastian the Ibis from having a good time. Last week, Sebastian had a Bar Mitzvah party with drinks, cake and dancing. The celebration also included the traditional Bar Mitzvah game of beating piñatas of Florida International players with football helmets.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Hawgs whip Vols


The FP's unofficial favorite team, Whoever Is Playing UT, whipped the Vols 31-14 Saturday night. It always brings joy to the FP to wake up and read this in The Tennessean:

What was shaping up as a special season for Tennessee's football team suddenly has hit the skids. The Vols put the wraps on a forgettable week in dubious fashion Saturday night, as Darren McFadden stepped up his Heisman Trophy campaign and 11th-ranked Arkansas just flat stepped all over the Vols in a 31-14 whipping that was much worse than the final score indicated.

"I don't have any excuses about why we lost," senior receiver Jayson Swain said. "We just got beat physically, and that's pretty much it."
The Orange Crush is giddy and demanding to be consumed, coaches. See you Saturday!

Another wild weekend



Upsets filled the FP on Saturday and kept the drama level high heading into the last three weekends of the 2006 competition. Kansas State reemerged as Coach Rob's achilles heel (argh), Arizona and Georgia (yes, Georgia) kept Coach GQ from enjoying another flawless weekend, Miami and Iowa pushed Coach Bando closer to the dreaded hat and Rutgers and Wake Forest (yes, Wake) made sure that Coach Woody matched Bando loss for loss.

OK, so the Maryland and Wake games weren't actually upsets, but that's just how crazy this season has been of late. Hang on for the ride!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Breaking News


Dallas Baker is really, really good. He just robbed a South Carolina defender of an interception and hauled it in for a touchdown.

Woof!


In a shocker, Coach Rob's Georgia Bulldogs manhandled Coach GQ's Auburn Tigers 37-15 this afternoon. Coach GQ is still sitting pretty with only six losses, though, while the rest of the FP keeps battling to avoid the dreaded hat.

Meanwhile, the Wisconsin Badgers grounded Coach Bando's Iowa Hawkeyes 24-21, keeping Bando and Coach Woody deadlocked in the loss column at 12 each. Adding to Coach Bando's pain, the Maryland Terrapins lead his beloved and embattled Miami Hurricanes 14-3 in the second quarter.

Friday, November 10, 2006

I love Frikken Rutgers!!


Well, I don't, but these people do. Word on the street, courtesy of these New Jersey residents:

http://thelittlelittel.livejournal.com/69161.html

http://zucchinigirl.livejournal.com/42722.html

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Rut-roh!


Coach Woody is reeling, and his ulcer is increasing in size following Rutgers' shocking 28-25 victory tonight. The Scarlet Knights held Louisville scoreless in the second half and rattled off 21 consecutive points to clinch the upset. Wow.

Coach Woody's ulcer...

Not even half time and Rutgers is down but not out. Coach Woody is not feeling so well....YET!

Football Pool Road Trip Uniforms?


No JoPa


Jo Paterno will miss his first game (this Saturday) since I was less than a year old. Like him or not, he's still a legend.

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) -- Heeding his doctor's advice, injured Penn State coach Joe Paterno will not be in the stadium Saturday when the Nittany Lions play Temple -- missing his first game since 1977.
Paterno had surgery Sunday to repair a fractured shinbone and two torn knee ligaments in his left leg. The 79-year-old coach was sent tumbling along the sideline last Saturday by two players in the second half of Penn State's loss to Wisconsin.

Big East Brawl


Rumor has it that the tailgating has begun at Rutgers Stadium. A beautiful "new" stadium that will have its darkest hour later tonight. Coach Woody is fired up!

Mascot Mania!!!

I ran across this on foxsports.com. Let the debate begin!!!
College Football's Top 25 Mascots
Pete Fiutak / CollegeFootballNews.com
Posted: 13 hours ago











Rip on a college football fan's mother and you're asking for trouble. Rip on the mascot of a college football fan's favoriteteam and you'd better be prepared to throw down.
From intimidating animals to quirky traditions to goofy costumes, the mascots across the college football landscape are as unique and revered as anything identifiable with anything found in any other sport. So how is it even possible to rank which mascots are the coolest? Obviously it's all subjective, so the attempt is to find the ones most synonymous with their schools and teams and which, at least with our experiences, inspire the most passion. Compiled by the staff of CollegeFootballNews.com, here are the 25 best mascots, or more to the point, the most identifiable symbols in college football. 1. Colorado - Ralphie

Some mascots are cute, some mascots are funny, and some symbols get the crowd roaring. Colorado's Ralphie the Buffalo is the most intimidating and the one that inspires the most awe from fans and foes alike. Just before the start of the game and before the second half, a 1,100 to 1,300-pound buffalo leads the team onto the field in a semi-controlled 20-to-25 mile per hour sprint. The animal has handlers who hang on for dear life and try to keep it somewhat contained, and while it could probably tear off and do whatever it wanted if it was inclined to do so, there's never been a problem. Five sophomores take it on a run just before going onto the field just to make sure it's a little bit cashed. It all started in 1934 when when a group of students paid $25 to rent a buffalo calf that required four handlers to keep it under control on the sidelines in a 7-0 win at Denver. A live buffalo was used off and one for several years, but it didn't become a regular part of Colorado games until 1966 when a six-month old calf named Rraalph was donated to the school. Soon after, when it was discovered that it was a she, the name was changed to Ralphie and the tradition has gone on ever since. Now up to Ralphie IV, the buffalo made its first-ever, regular-season road trip out of state since 1989 when it traveled down to Georgia this year.
2. Georgia - UGA

Georgia fans will certainly dispute UGA's number two ranking to any mascot in any sport anywhere, but it gets beaten out here simply because of the presentation of Ralphie, the Colorado Buffalo. UGA is an English bulldog (although the first UGA was a goat) and is certainly the most beloved and well-known mascot in college football, past UGAs have flowers laid on their graves before every home game.
3. Texas - Bevo

From the nickname to the Hook 'em Horns hand gesture, no symbol is more associated with a team than Bevo the longhorn steer is with Texas. As the story goes, a group of Texas A&M fans actually sparked the name. In 1915, a Texas student raised $100 to buy what turned out to be an uncontrollable steer that basically did whatever it wanted to. A group of Aggie fans, as a prank, put a 13-0 brand on the animal, the score of A&M's 1915 win over the Longhorns. The Texas handler quickly turned the one and the three into a B, and the fashioned an EVO to come up with the name. The first BEVO, too wild to tame, was eventually eaten. In 1936, the tradition started up again and now the school is now up to Bevo XIV. Bevo XIII died this year.
4. Auburn - Tiger the eagle

Auburn's nickname is the Tigers, but the battle cry is "War Eagle" as a majestic eagle soars onto the field before each home. To make things even more confusing, the actual eagle that's used is War Eagle VI, but its name is Tiger. Lost yet? How about this? Auburn's mascot, technically, is Aubie, a costumed tiger. To take it one step further, the eagle doesn't even belong to Auburn, since federal law doesn't allow anyone to own a bird of prey. Technically, Auburn's main symbol belongs to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, although the Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity takes care of it. The legend, true or not, is that a confederate soldier, lying wounded on the battlefield, could see only two living things, himself and a baby eagle. He took the eagle with him when he went back to school at Auburn, where he became part of the faculty. In the school's first meeting with Georgia in 1892, after Auburn scored its first touchdown, the eagle broke free, flew around the field, and later died having done its part giving everything it had in the 10-0 win.
5. Oklahoma - Sooner Schooner

Now we get into a big of a grey area. While the Sooner Schooner isn't really a mascot in the traditional sense, it is the football team's symbol and identity. Technically named the school's mascot in 1980 and started in 1964, a covered wagon is pulled by two Shetland ponies after every Oklahoma score. Unfortunately, the Sooner Schooner's most famous moment turned out to hurt the team. In the 1985 Orange Bowl, OU got hit with a 15-yard penalty after the Schooner raced onto the field to celebrate a field goal that had been waived off due to a penalty. Sooner PK Tim Lashar missed the next attempt, and OU went on to lose to Washington 28-17.
6. Florida State - Chief Osceola

Second only to Ralphie the Buffalo's entrance in terms of awe-inspiring moments, before every home game Chief Osceola rides into the stadium on a horse, Renegade, and plants a flaming spear at midfield. The entire setup, outfit and tradition have been approved by the Seminole Indian Tribe of Florida.
7. Wisconsin - Bucky Badger

A nod has to be given to the costumed mascots. A real badger roamed the sidelines on a leash, but the school had to stop the tradition in 1940 after the animal was too wild and mean. A cartoon character, Buckingham U. Badger was created, and the rest is history.
8. Tennessee - Smokey

Looking for a mascot in 1953, Tennessee brought several dogs onto the field and let the fans pick which one they wanted by cheering loudest for the one they liked the best. Blue Smokey fired out a howl/bark that got the fans fired up, and ever since a blue tick bloodhound has been the team's sideline symbol. Most famously, Smokey VI suffered heat exhaustion in the 1991 UCLA game and ended up listed on the injury report the next week.
9. Texas A&M - Reveille

Traditions and legends usually happen by chance. In 1931 a group of Aggie students hit a dog while driving around campus. The collie was nursed to health back in the dorms that night, and when the bugler played "Reveille" the next morning, the dog barked and howled like mad. The next fall, it became the football team's mascot. It's commissioned as a five-star general, and as the rule goes, if you sleep in the same room with it, you sleep on the floor while the dog gets the bed.
10. Michigan State - Sparty

Michigan State's mascot has come a long way since 1909 when a live bear named Brewer's Bruin was on the sideline. The look has been changed several times since 1955, and now it's among the most recognizable college football symbols.
11. West Virginia - Mountaineer

Fine, so it's a guy in a beard and a coonskin hat, but he gets to carry a gun. Picked from a cheer-off and after a long screening process, the Mountaineer is selected for his work in the classroom as well as his spirit.
12. Air Force - Mach 1 Falcon

Since 1956, the Air Force has used two falcons with one flying around the stadium and one for show. It requires months to properly train a falcon to be able to perform in front of big crowds. Since 1974, most birds used for public exhibition have been hatched in the Academy breeding project.

13. Washington - Husky

The first mascot was Frosty I, started in 1920. Ten Alaskan Malamute have represented Washington. The current Husky, "Spirit", leads the team onto the field before every game and patrols the sideline during all home games in Seattle.

14. Miami - Sebastian the Ibis

An ibis is a bird found in the Everglades that's known for its ability to survive hurricanes. Sebastian the Ibis is a sometimes-bizarre, always-present mascot who's found celebrating under the goalposts after every Miami extra point and field goal. Considering how good the teams were during the late-1980s and early 1990s, he got more air time than Madonna. The name came from Miami's San Sebastian Hall.
15. Army - Mule

While hardly intimidating, the Army mule is one of college football's longest running mascots. Sixteen mules have been used over the past 100 years, with Raider currently manning the post. In 1899, at the Army-Navy Game, the Navy football team appeared with a mascot, a goat. Army fans looked hastily for a mascot of their own. The Army mule was already legendary for its roughness and endurance, so the mule was obvious. A quartermaster in Philadelphia stopped a passing ice truck, and the big white mule pulling it became the first Army mascot.
16. USC - Traveler

Traveler I, a white horse in the 1961 Rose Parade, was brought in to appear at USC home games. Several Travelers later, the horse has now become the symbol of USC football and still rides in every Rose parade.
17. Notre Dame - Leprechaun

The Notre Dame mascot used to be an Irish terrier until 1965. Arguably the most annoying of all mascots for many fans, the leprechaun is the ultimate Notre Dame football cheerleader. He is always a student, chosen annually at tryouts, dressed in a cutaway green suit and Irish country hat.
18. Florida - Albert Gator

It used to be a lot cooler in Gainesville. In the 1960s, Florida had a real alligator named Albert on the sidelines. When he died, the school went to a costume mascot with Albert Gator wearing an orange letter sweater.
19. Stanford - Tree

With no actual Cardinal mascot, the symbol on the school's seal has been distorted to create an irreverent, controversial, outside-the-norm mascot that's the nation's most unique. It can be as annoying as it can be humorous.
20. Syracuse - Otto Orange

It's the Stanford Tree without the edge. SU's mascot used to be Big Chief Bill Orange, and then was booted in 1978 after protests from the students. After several disastrous attempts to come up with another mascot, the school settled on a lovable, cartoonish orange named Otto.
21. Virginia Tech - Hokie

It's the story more than the actual bird costume. In 1902, the football players were known for "gobbling" up food in massive amounts eventually leading toe the Gobbler Club. In 1913, things got really goofy with a student getting pulled in a wagon by an enormous turkey, which was stopped, but led to the emergence of the Gobbler costume roughly based on the big turkey. Morphed into more of a cardinal, it eventually became the Hokie Bird it's known as today.
22. Purdue - Purdue Pete

Originally created as an ad for the school bookstore, Purdue Pete has grown, literally, into a larger-than-life mascot with a enormous head. The school also is known for a train symbol called the Special.
23. LSU - Tiger

It would be much higher on the list if anyone outside of LSU, and opposing players, actually knew it existed. "Mike" is kept in a pen in the back of the stadium before it's rolled out in a cage close to the visitor's locker room where the players have to pass by him on the way to the field.
24. Texas Tech - Masked Raider

Depending on who you're a fan of, the Masked Rider is either really cool or slightly bizarre. Started in 1935, the rider, mounted on a palomino horse, is masked to hide his true identity. Now the school also uses a Raider Red mascot, as well.
25. Ohio State - Brutus Buckeye

It doesn't have the history or legacy of other costumed mascots, but it's still as identifiable as any mascot in college football. In 1965, an art student designed and introduced the first Brutus. The mascot began as a hardened papier mache affair that looked like a bowling ball with legs. In 1975, a radical new Brutus was designed with a prune-like head and a man's body. That attempt was booed off the field and was re-worked, giving way to a mascot comparable to the beloved present-day Brutus.